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su 30 oc 16

Rural Myth 69:  You can always tell when someone is a bit odd, they don't live in Suffolk.

fr 17 jn 16

Rural Myth 68:  You can always tell an ol' country boy because they never walk anywhere ... unless it's with a dog and/or a gun.

we 30 mr 16

Rural Myth 67:  If you say it loud enough it must be the law.

sa 2 ja 16

Rural Myth 66:  Red diesel is only ever used in farm vehicles.

th 17 se 15

Rural Myth 65:  In Suffolk a homosexual is a man who likes women better than tractors.

tu 18 au 15

Rural Myth 64:  When the grass verge brambles need cutting back they're your brambles but when they've got ripe blackberries on them they're everybody's'.

fr 10 jl 15

Rural Myth 62:  You can always tell a Londoner, they think you'll be interested that the Central line is open again.

su 31 my 15

Rural Myth 61:  No Parking cones are just a suggestion, you can move them if you want.

sa 10 ja 15

Rural Myth 60:  It's ok to park on double yellows as long as you're half on the pavement.

sa 20 se 14

Rural Myth 59:  You don't get long for rape ... unless you have the whole field away.

we 25 jn 14

Rural Myth 56:  You can always tell people from a large town near Chelmsford because they lock the house when they're in the garden.

we 19 de 12

Rural Myth 39:  Batter is what posh people feel after they've got over the flu.

sa 17 mr 12

Rural Myth 37:  You can always tell people from Benhall because they're polite and like to help people.

sa 18 fe 12St Patricks's Day

Rural Myth 36:  Sax is what posh people have so there's someone to leave the money to.

su 18 se 11

Rural Myth 35:  In Little Mutterings you don't lose your girl friend you just lose your turn.

we 1 jn 11

Wheelie bins arrive in Framlingham for the first timeRural Myth 33:  You can always tell a Townie, they're the ones who put their wheelie bins out Sunday night for collection on a Thursday.

tu 28 se 10

Doophus the catRural Myth 30:  The Stackton Tressel town council does include a cat (Mr Doophus) but he does not sit on the markets committee because the market supervisor is a fishmonger.

mo 26 jl 10

Rural Myth 26:  People in Little Glemham call the A12 The Road to the Sun.

sa 26 jn 10

Rural Myth 24:  Property developers become councillors because they want to give something back.

th 17 jn 10

Rural Myth 23:  All of that there large town near Chelmsford is under a glass roof ... or perhaps it's just Liverpool Street station ...

mo 22 mr 10

Rural Myth 19:  Sex and the City is based on Halesworth.

th 25 fe 10

Rural Myth 15:  It's illegal to pull anyone under the age of 19 from the path of an approaching vehicle because it's inappropriate touching, if they're over 18 it's probably assault.

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