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th 1 Aug 2024	We apologise to Stackton Tressel town council chair Dame Celia Baumhooger for consistently misspelling her name in the past.
fr 5 Jul 2024	When town councillor Major Gervaise DeRoute says he served during the war he means the Third Cod War.
sa 15 Jun 2024 regret	Regret has been expressed by Stackton town council that yet again the town's Fun Czar didn't receive even a British Empire Medal in the Birthday Honours List though admittedly it was complicated by the Czar's identity being secret. Major DeRoute will be writing a stiff letter to Nigel Farage about the matter.
tu 7 May 2024	It is widely known around near the coast that some of Stackton Tressel's female law enforcement community often have costume malfunctions on relaxed girls' nights out. Around ntc these officers are known as ... that's right the Easy Peelers.
su 6 May 2023	A TRUTH Social post alleges Stackton Tressel Council Ents and Trees committee minutes are being produced using AI but so far nobody has noticed. We would contact Fun Czar for comment but for security reasons their identity is secret.
sa 1 Apr 2023	A usually reliable source tells us that Elvis is alive and well and living in the Stackton Tressel retirement home DunFiddling near the rugby club. He's next door to Lord Lucan and they can sometimes be seen together in The Angry Fly sharing a plate of chips with chips.
we 15 Mar 2023	Stackton Tressel ballet dancer in residence Callista Flute has been asked to stop posting on her Bebo account until the PR & Markets Committee reviews the town council's social media guidelines. It has been reported that some of Ms Flute's comments on trees have given great offence.
th 26 Jan 2023	Similar to Framlingham's allotment expansion Woodbridge town council are looking for land to become allotments. Friend of ntc Peter Brockett has suggested the proposed Stackton Tressel allotment expansion should be careful Woodbridge tc don't snipe the land behind the Trouser Museum.
fr 13 Jan 2023	Stackton Tressel councillor Major DeRoute has written to the EADT letters page announcing a vibrant and exciting new initiative for private allotments in Stackton like those in Framlingham. It will end the corruption and bribery surrounding the Stackton council allotments waiting list commented the Major. The project's Kickstarter page has already raised an encouraging £14.92. to buy the field at the back of the Trouser Museum.
we 24 Aug 2022	An unnamed Stackton Tressel town councillor has commented on Major DeRoute's proposal to ban some residents from the allotments waiting list The Major is very like his Jack Russell, you just have to wait for him to stop barking.
su 21 Aug 2022 Trouser Museum	A misunderstanding last week at the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum. As there's been a lot of recent 'political' activity Carron In The Office was asked to get a quote for a close protection officer ... she ordered a catering size box of Tena pads.
th 4 Aug 2022 allotments ban	Stackton Tressel town council finance committee chairman Major Gervaise DeRoute will propose at the next full council meeting that people who do not have a Co-op card or only moved to the town 22 years ago (a year after him) or less should be barred from the allotment waiting list. Council chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger commented she couldn't see how this would help Stacker's tree community.
fr 1 Apr 2022	Stackton Tressel ballet dancer in residence Callista Flute has volunteered to give the town councillors poise lessons ... that'll work eh?
we 2 Feb 2022	To assist with the government's leveling up policy Stackton Tressel town council is considering appointing a Spirit Level Officer (SLO). Chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger commented Hopefully they could also assist the tree warden.
th 20 Jan 2022	The wifi password in the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum cafe is trousers.
tu 12 Oct 2021	Stackton Tressel's response to the pandemic at best is belated and certainly dated especially as the blokes on the right don't know how to wear a mask.
sa 5 Jun 2021	Stackton Tressel (pop 6,324) town council denies informal meetings to discuss a unilateral declaration of independence after the government finalises a trade deal with Liechtenstein (pop 38,229). Council chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger said she'd heard there were trees in Liechtenstein.
th 1 Apr 2021 Fun Czar	Stackton Tressel town council have appointed a Fun Czar but for security reasons have not identified the new appointee. Suggestions have been made it's that there Ed Sheraton. Chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger wouldn't confirm or deny this though she volunteered the new Czar does like trees.
we 10 Mar 2021 lectern	The town coucil's PR and Markets committee earlier this month discussed buying a lectern to use for White House type press briefings. A decision was deferred until next month when chairman of the Finance committee Major Gervaise DeRoute opined Surely a fax to the East African and maybe the Plomesgate Illuminator if it's still going would be enough?
we 13 Jan 2021	The town council's Suffolkness committee has issued new guidelines. To be authentic Suffolk you should have a Co-op loyalty card, drink beer (meaning mild) not lager, know what squit is, who the manager of ITFC is and where Benhall and Little Mutterings are, and not use 'do' and 'does' the right way round like those la di da townies from that there London does ... owning a tractor helps ...
we 2 Dec 2020 Trouser Museum	Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum staff have requested Covid-19 test kits. The trustees have refused saying the staff should be able to tell if someone is infected by the sound of their cough.
tu 3 Nov 2020	The fictional Stackton Tressel on Radio 4 Extra today.
th 27 Aug 2020	The Lunar Gavotte is the larger of Stackton Tressel's one and a half coffee shops. The Gav is no longer serving a complimentary speculoos biscuit with each coffee because of government Covid-19 guide lines ... no, we can't see how that works either?
we 1 Apr 2020	At this difficult time Stackton Tressel town council have reluctantly moved the annual Lady Di Lookalike competition to the fireworks display November in Gayla Park. Hamish McEdbanguh commented 'The Coy Look You’d Most Like To Take Home Award' won’t be the same in the dark.
sa 1 Feb 2020	The Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum is giving free entry to anyone with a blue passport.
th 23 Jan 2020	For ethical and legal reasons (plus we're now up to fourth on the allotments waiting list) we can't report on the Stackton Tressel town council meeting earlier this month but we note Major Gervaise DeRoute is still walking with a limp.
su 13 Oct 2019 Angry Fly	The Stackton Tressel Angry Fly couldn't serve it's signature dish chips with chips last night because the deep fat fryer had self destructed. Landlord Steph (he's originally from Little Mutterings) Crackedpole commented It was chaos for a while, we tried serving roasties with roasties but it wasn't the same ... but then nobody fried. Thankfully that there Ed Sheraton wasn't in as there was nothing marinated in tomato ketchup on the menu.
fr 8 Feb 2019	Yesterday at Stackton Tressel's monthly town council meeting the council's preparations for Brexit were discussed. These include stockpiling sticks, free walking lessons in case of petrol supply problems and a £100,000 contract with Seaborne Freight to supply emergency tree surgeons. For no apparent reason councillor Major Gervaise DeRoute described the Little Mutterings parish council as the rural political elite. A member of the public gallery expressed surprise that Major DeRoute still has a driving license.
we 7 Nov 2018	If you're thinking Another year and again nothing has happened in *Little Mutterings* you'd be wrong.
fr 7 Sep 2018	Emotional scenes at last night's monthly Stackton Tressel town council meeting. We'd like to tell you about it but we had to sign a non-disclosure agreement if we ever want to get to the top of the allotments waiting list.
sa 25 Aug 2018	In fake news the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum is hosting an exhibition of famous trouser forgeries. Exhibits includes the alleged drain pipes PJ Proby famously split on stage ... twice, and repro breeches the Duke of Wellington wore to relieve himself before relieving somewhere. The show runs until October and then continues its tour of places where there's not a lot to do.
tu 29 May 2018	The East African Daily Times has reported that Stackton Tressel town council chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger refused to appear on Desert Island Discs when they rejected her selection of exclusively Edward Sheeran songs. She commented I've been told Edward Sheraton is local, has done much to promote the area and is in need of the income from some wireless airplay. ♫
we 31 Jan 2018	Spike Risty has resigned his controversial appointment as Stackton Tressel wellbeing deliverance officer to take up a new position in the town. The Stackton Busy Club has appointed Mr Risty Town Events Manager after the town's 35 space Trees Car Park almost ran out of spaces at last year's Trouser Fest. Mr Risty said he was delighted to be appointed for such a vibrant, exciting and cosmopolitan venue and wouldn't be surprised to see local celebrity Ed Sheeran at the Trouser Fest as he's been told Ed often wears trousers.

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