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th 16 Apr
2026

A wide range of toothpicksSadly Stackton Tressel's toothpick shop The Minty Denty will cease trading at close of play Saturday.  Despite stocking a wide range of dental excavators and recently diversifying into cocktail sticks trading conditions have been sufficiently difficult that owner Owen Owan says he's had no option but to say Thank you and goodbye.

we 1 Apr
2026
Broken Suffolk
April Fool

Reborn UKReborn UK's candidate for East Anglian Super Mayor though overlooked by the BBC is ex-Suffolk CEO Andrea Hill.  Returning from the Caribbean in 2016 Ms Hall now says her wide local knowledge and vibrant management style will soon fix broken Suffolk and hopefully help out Norfolk too.  Leader of the populist party and onetime Stackton town councillor Major Gervaise DeRoute has been approached for comment.

th 1 Jan
2026

Plate of chips at the Angry FlyOld father time ...Throwback Thursday:  Happy New Year!  14 years ago today we were thinking what 2012 might be like.  All we can guess for near the coast in 2026 is the Angry Fly will start serving tapas in its new Singles Bar ... with chips of course.

th 18 Dec
2025
Singles Bar

Perhaps a misunderstandingNow available in the back bar of Stackon Tressel's Angry Fly are exceptionally good value house singles of vodka and whisky.  Pub landlord Steve Crackedpole is so pleased with his innovation he's renamed the room The Singles Bar ... we suspect there could be misunderstandings.

th 20 Nov
2025
World Children's Day

Pint of Colly's Comatose KnightsConversation around the Angry Fly bar last night was entertainingly lively.  Guess some of the chatters were College boys because the banter included jokes about quidditch.

sa 25 Oct
2025

Bikes eh? We think the mutterings (little or otherwise) unlikely that Hepcat Dwellings areStackers bike shed replacing Stackton town council's bike shed with a ballroom and for free.  Anyway how many balls do the tc have that they need a storage facility?  Mind you Hepcat do have a planning application in for 60 executive residences on the allotments ...

sa 17 May
2025

No Mow May With this dry spring our No Mow May lawn is looking only a little unkempt.  Stackton Tressel's public grass is still looking fine but that's because they're mostly plastic ... it saves having to pay Dodgy Don to cut it.

we 7 May
2025
Black Spot Day

Stackton council want to launch a crypto currency partly so they can announce itThe trees might be edging it from their preloved lectern.  Naming the crypto has been a doddle Stacked Coins but deciding whether there should be a tree or a pair of trousers on the logo has locked the council up like violent braking on ice in a Tesla.

tu 1 Apr
2025
April Fool

Global celebrity and near the coast resident that there Ed Sheraton is organising a sponsored bike ride of the Colly pubs around Stackton Tressel.  It's pay for your own beer because every penny raised will go to Charity ... or whatever the name of that escort was. Sponsored bike ride

sa 22 Feb
2025
lectern

Lecterns on ebayThat only took two years but Stackton Tressel town council bought a lectern on eBay last month.  There have been informal discussions about a three word slogan to go on it, so far considered HOME OF TREES, WE LOVE TREES, WE ♥ TREES and HOME OF THE TROUSER.

sa 4 Jan
2025

Celebrity visitors at the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum.

tu 31 Dec
2024

Stackton Tressel town council has again expressed regret about the honours list.

th 7 Nov
2024

RIP Janey GodleyStackton Tressel Trouser Museum have chosen not to congratulate President Elect Donald Trump on his re-election though head trustee Dame Baumhoӧger has pointed out he does wear trousers and has some trees on his golf courses.

su 29 Sep
2024

The Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum has started a fund raising appeal to buy a three foot high Yonder so visitors can look over it.

we 7 Aug
2024
The Angry Fly

Major DeRoute with PCSO 'Slinky' PettigrewMajor Gervaise DeRoute has resigned from Stackton's TC citing relentless Cod War jokes from a council officer.  The Major's leaving party at the Angry Fly had many of his ex-army chums attending in dress uniform and the Easy Peelers not in uniform.  The pub's signature dish chips with chips was enjoyed and despite local brewery Colly's speciality beer Comatose Knights only being served in champagne glasses (it is 11%) conviviality was widespread.

fr 2 Aug
2024

We further apologise for misspelling Dame Baumhoӧger's surname yesterday.

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