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su 29 Sep
2024

The Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum has started a fund raising appeal to buy a three foot high Yonder so visitors can look over it.

we 7 Aug
2024

Major DeRoute with PCSO 'Slinky' PettigrewMajor DeRoute has resigned from Stackton's tc citing relentless Cod War jokes from a council officer.  The Major's leaving party at the Angry Fly had many of his ex-army chums attending in dress uniform and the Easy Peelers not in uniform.  The pub's signature dish chips with chips was enjoyed and despite local brewery Colly's speciality beer Comatose Nights only being served in champagne glasses (it is 11%) conviviality was widespread.

fr 2 Aug
2024

We further apologise for misspelling Dame Baumhoӧger's surname yesterday.

th 1 Aug
2024

We apologise to Stackton Tressel town council chair Dame Celia Baumhooger for consistently misspelling her name in the past.

fr 5 Jul
2024

Iceland venue for the Cod Wars.When town councillor Major Gervaise DeRoute says he served during the war he means the Third Cod War.

sa 15 Jun
2024

British Empire MedalRegret has been expressed by Stackton town council that yet again the town's Fun Czar didn't receive even a British Empire Medal in the Birthday Honours List though admittedly it was complicated by the Czar's identity being secret.  Major DeRoute will be writing a stiff letter to Nigel Farage about the matter.

tu 7 May
2024
Black Spot Day

It is widely known around near the coast that some of Stackton Tressel's female lawSuffolk Constabulary enforcement community often have costume malfunctions on relaxed girls' nights out.  Around ntc these officers are known as ... that's right the Easy Peelers.

su 6 May
2023

OpenAIA TRUTH Social post alleges Stackton Tressel Council Ents and Trees committee minutes are being produced using AI but so far nobody has noticed.  We would contact Fun Czar for comment but for security reasons their identity is secret.

sa 1 Apr
2023

Lord Lucan living in Stackton TresselA usually reliable source tells us that Elvis is alive and well and living in the Stackton Tressel retirement home DunFiddling near theApril Fool rugby club.  He's next door to Lord Lucan and they can sometimes be seen together in The Angry Fly sharing a plate of chips with chips.

we 15 Mar
2023

A tree much offended by Ms Flute's commentsStackton Tressel ballet dancer in residence Callista Flute has been asked to stop posting on her Bebo account until the PR & Markets Committee reviews the town council's social media guidelines.  It has been reported that some of Ms Flute's comments on trees have given great offence.

th 26 Jan
2023
Australia Day

Similar to Framlingham's allotment expansion Woodbridge town council are looking for land to become allotments.  Friend of ntc Peter Brockett has suggested the proposed Stackton Tressel allotment expansion should be careful Woodbridge tc don't snipe the land behind the Trouser Museum.

fr 13 Jan
2023
Friday the 13th

A Suffolk AllotmentStackton Tressel councillor Major DeRoute has written to the EADT letters page announcing a vibrant and exciting new initiative for private allotments in Stackton like those in FramlinghamIt will end the corruption and bribery surrounding the Stackton council allotments waiting list commented the Major.  The project's Kickstarter page has already raised an encouraging £14.92. to buy the field at the back of the Trouser Museum.

we 24 Aug
2022

An unnamed Stackton Tressel town councillor has commented on Major DeRoute's proposal to ban some residents from the allotments waiting list The Major is very like his Jack Russell, you just have to wait for him to stop barking.

su 21 Aug
2022
Trouser Museum

TenaA misunderstanding last week at the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum.  As there's been a lot of recent 'political' activity Carron in the office was asked to get a quote for a close protection officer ... she ordered a catering size box of Tena pads.

th 4 Aug
2022
allotments ban

Suffolk sophisticates have both Co-op cardsStackton Tressel town council finance committee chairman Major Gervaise DeRoute will propose at the next full council meeting that people who do not have a Co-op card or only moved to the town 22 years ago (a year after him) or less should be barred from the allotment waiting list.  Council chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger commented she couldn't see how this would help Stacker's tree community.

fr 1 Apr
2022

April FoolStackton Tressel ballet dancer in residence Callista Flute has volunteered to give the town councillors poise lessons ... that'll work eh?

we 2 Feb
2022

Trees the tree warden failedTo assist with the government's leveling up policy Stackton Tressel town council is considering appointing a Spirit Level Officer (SLO).  Chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger commented Hopefully they could also assist the tree warden.

th 20 Jan
2022

The wifi password in the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum cafe is trousers.

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