Stackton Tressel

Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum have chosen not to congratulate President Elect Donald Trump on his re-election though head trustee Dame Baumhoӧger has pointed out he does wear trousers and has some trees on his golf courses.

The Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum has started a fund raising appeal to buy a three foot high Yonder so visitors can look over it.

Major DeRoute has resigned from Stackton's tc citing relentless Cod War jokes from a council officer.  The Major's leaving party at the Angry Fly had many of his ex-army chums attending in dress uniform and the Easy Peelers not in uniform.  The pub's signature dish chips with chips was enjoyed and despite local brewery Colly's speciality beer Comatose Nights only being served in champagne glasses (it is 11%) conviviality was widespread.

We further apologise for misspelling Dame Baumhoӧger's surname yesterday.

We apologise to Stackton Tressel town council chair Dame Celia Baumhooger for consistently misspelling her name in the past.

When town councillor Major Gervaise DeRoute says he served during the war he means the Third Cod War.

Regret has been expressed by Stackton town council that yet again the town's Fun Czar didn't receive even a British Empire Medal in the Birthday Honours List though admittedly it was complicated by the Czar's identity being secret.  Major DeRoute will be writing a stiff letter to Nigel Farage about the matter.

It is widely known around near the coast that some of Stackton Tressel's female law enforcement community often have costume malfunctions on relaxed girls' nights out.  Around ntc these officers are known as ... that's right the Easy Peelers.

A misunderstanding last week at the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum.  As there's been a lot of recent 'political' activity Carron in the office was asked to get a quote for a close protection officer ... she ordered a catering size box of Tena pads.

Stackton Tressel town council finance committee chairman Major Gervaise DeRoute will propose at the next full council meeting that people who do not have a Co-op card or only moved to the town 22 years ago (a year after him) or less should be barred from the allotment waiting list.  Council chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger commented she couldn't see how this would help Stacker's tree community.

Stackton Tressel ballet dancer in residence Callista Flute has volunteered to give the town councillors poise lessons ... that'll work eh?

To assist with the government's leveling up policy Stackton Tressel town council is considering appointing a Spirit Level Officer (SLO).  Chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger commented Hopefully they could also assist the tree warden.

The wifi password in the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum cafe is trousers.