Stackton Tressel

tu 1 Apr 2025	Global celebrity and near the coast resident that there Ed Sheraton is organising a sponsored bike ride of the Colly pubs around Stackton Tressel. It's pay for your own beer because every penny raised will go to Charity ... or whatever the name of that escort was.
sa 22 Feb 2025 lectern	That only took two years but Stackton Tressel town council bought a lectern on eBay last month. There have been informal discussions about a three word slogan to go on it, so far considered HOME OF TREES, WE LOVE TREES, WE ♥ TREES and HOME OF THE TROUSER.
sa 4 Jan 2025	Celebrity visitors at the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum.
tu 31 Dec 2024	Stackton Tressel town council has again expressed regret about the honours list.
th 7 Nov 2024	Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum have chosen not to congratulate President Elect Donald Trump on his re-election though head trustee Dame Baumhoӧger has pointed out he does wear trousers and has some trees on his golf courses.
su 29 Sep 2024	The Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum has started a fund raising appeal to buy a three foot high Yonder so visitors can look over it.
we 7 Aug 2024 Colly	Major DeRoute has resigned from Stackton's tc citing relentless Cod War jokes from a council officer. The Major's leaving party at the Angry Fly had many of his ex-army chums attending in dress uniform and the Easy Peelers not in uniform. The pub's signature dish chips with chips was enjoyed and despite local brewery Colly's speciality beer Comatose Knights only being served in champagne glasses (it is 11%) conviviality was widespread.
fr 2 Aug 2024	We further apologise for misspelling Dame Baumhoӧger's surname yesterday.
th 1 Aug 2024	We apologise to Stackton Tressel town council chair Dame Celia Baumhooger for consistently misspelling her name in the past.
fr 5 Jul 2024	When town councillor Major Gervaise DeRoute says he served during the war he means the Third Cod War.
sa 15 Jun 2024 regret	Regret has been expressed by Stackton town council that yet again the town's Fun Czar didn't receive even a British Empire Medal in the Birthday Honours List though admittedly it was complicated by the Czar's identity being secret. Major DeRoute will be writing a stiff letter to Nigel Farage about the matter.
tu 7 May 2024	It is widely known around near the coast that some of Stackton Tressel's female law enforcement community often have costume malfunctions on relaxed girls' nights out. Around ntc these officers are known as ... that's right the Easy Peelers.
su 6 May 2023	A TRUTH Social post alleges Stackton Tressel Council Ents and Trees committee minutes are being produced using AI but so far nobody has noticed. We would contact Fun Czar for comment but for security reasons their identity is secret.
sa 1 Apr 2023	A usually reliable source tells us that Elvis is alive and well and living in the Stackton Tressel retirement home DunFiddling near the rugby club. He's next door to Lord Lucan and they can sometimes be seen together in The Angry Fly sharing a plate of chips with chips.
we 15 Mar 2023	Stackton Tressel ballet dancer in residence Callista Flute has been asked to stop posting on her Bebo account until the PR & Markets Committee reviews the town council's social media guidelines. It has been reported that some of Ms Flute's comments on trees have given great offence.
th 26 Jan 2023	Similar to Framlingham's allotment expansion Woodbridge town council are looking for land to become allotments. Friend of ntc Peter Brockett has suggested the proposed Stackton Tressel allotment expansion should be careful Woodbridge tc don't snipe the land behind the Trouser Museum.
fr 13 Jan 2023	Stackton Tressel councillor Major DeRoute has written to the EADT letters page announcing a vibrant and exciting new initiative for private allotments in Stackton like those in Framlingham. It will end the corruption and bribery surrounding the Stackton council allotments waiting list commented the Major. The project's Kickstarter page has already raised an encouraging £14.92. to buy the field at the back of the Trouser Museum.
we 24 Aug 2022	An unnamed Stackton Tressel town councillor has commented on Major DeRoute's proposal to ban some residents from the allotments waiting list The Major is very like his Jack Russell, you just have to wait for him to stop barking.
su 21 Aug 2022 Trouser Museum	A misunderstanding last week at the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum. As there's been a lot of recent 'political' activity Carron In The Office was asked to get a quote for a close protection officer ... she ordered a catering size box of Tena pads.

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