Suffolk Overheard

tu 5May 2026	Suffolk Overheard: You've never sent a dick pic? Put it on your cv.
th 23 Apr 2026	Suffolk Overheard: Well he's a foreigner, they do funny things.
we 25 Mar 2026	Suffolk Overheard: ... and a tea bag each ... well he is loaded.
we 11 Mar 2026	Suffolk Overheard: (in Aldeburgh ... it would be) ... and this is our Grand Atrium, I like to think it's cosy.
fr 27 Feb 2026	Suffolk Overheard: That's not going to put Pop Tarts on the table is it?
sa 14 Feb 2026	Suffolk Overheard: He got to meet the Queen Mother when he gate crashed another regiment's party.
th 29 Jan 2026	Suffolk Overheard: He's as dead as a 1950s Sunday in Benhall.
su 11 Jan 2026	Suffolk Overheard: (in Aldeburgh ... it would be) They were all ex-diplomats or retired ballerinas.
tu 30 Dec 2025	Suffolk Overheard: I found myself saying to the wife where do you want the garden to be in five years and then we can work together to achieve it.
we 10 Dec 2025	Suffolk Overheard: (in a Woodbridge tea shop) It can't be Assam c'os you can't get Assam in teabags.
we 19 Nov 2025	Suffolk Overheard: ... with extra bread and can I use the phone?
we 5 Nov 2025	Suffolk Overheard: I'm a battler me ... no battler not butler!
tu 28 Oct 2025	Suffolk Overheard: I've looked all over this keyboard and there isn't a button with OK on it.
tu 14 Oct 2025	Suffolk Overheard: I've never been to Ikea or the Suffolk Show but I've got both Coop cards and I'm thinking of getting a Cockapoo.
mo 29 Sep 2025	Suffolk Overheard: So then ... your place or back to the care home?
su 31 Aug 2025	Suffolk Overheard: I was privately educated but the school didn't have a tuck shop or a jacuzzi.
th 14 Aug 2025	Suffolk Overheard: (In the Angry Fly) (The Major) She does so much for the town ... whether it wants it or not. (Pub Bore) and surrounding villages too ... whether they want it or not.
we 23 Jul 2025	Suffolk Overheard: He was playing sopralto sax. ♫
th 10 Jul 2025	Suffolk Overheard: When she was little she threw her tamagotchi in the duck pond because it kept interrupting her.
we 14 May 2025	Suffolk Overheard: They're all pinkos and fifth columnists at the BBC.
mo 28 Apr 2025	Suffolk Overheard: He must have retired, he's bought a dog. Well he doesn't play golf and he can't swim.
sa 29 Mar 2025	Suffolk Overheard : I can tell you're not from Framlingham because Framlingham people are polite and like to help people.
su 9 Mar 2025	Suffolk Overheard: (in Benhall) She's from Sax and has brought her big city ways with her.
tu 25 Feb 2025	Suffolk Overheard: I'm a trained chef, I can do Excalibur of veal.
su 9 Feb 2025	Suffolk Overheard: He's five months old, what's he want with a bag of chips?
su 26 Jan 2025	Suffolk Overheard: You cook rice the way I tell you Mabel.
tu 14 Jan 2025	Suffolk Overheard: She's a born again vegan with an air fryer ...
fr 3 Jan 2025	Suffolk Overheard: His family's loaded so he's got two batteries.
we 18 Dec 2024	Suffolk Overheard: You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real daughter.
th 14 Nov 2024	Suffolk Overheard: "She did it a capella." "Oh, I don't like foreign food."
fr 1 Nov 2024	Suffolk Overheard: (He) It's not what you want when you're making yourself nice for a wedding.
th 3 Oct 2024	Suffolk Overheard: (in the Co-op car park) People won't* get out the way and if you run them over you get in to trouble.*
mo 16 Sep 2024	Suffolk Overheard: (She) It's worth how much?! Sell it and take me down the pub.
tu 10 Sep 2024	Suffolk Overheard: No Mabel, you're not up to the trauma of a perm.
fr 30 Aug 2024	Suffolk Overheard: The Hallelujah Chorus? I'm not standing for something that just keeps going ♫Hallelujah Hallelujah♫.
fr 16 Aug 2024	Suffolk Overheard: (perhaps surprisingly in Sax ) I have a concept note I want to develop into a strategy outline.
we 31 Jul 2024	Suffolk Overheard: What's the French for rendezvous?
sa 6 Jul 2024	Suffolk Overheard: ... and when she's not moaning she likes to complain.
th 27 Jun 2024	Suffolk Overheard: He travels all the way from Southwold just to be annoying.
fr 21 Jun 2024 college boy	Suffolk Overheard (College boy in Fram Co-op): When he goes camping he takes a DJ just in case.
fr 14 Jun 2024	Suffolk OH: (speaking of a cat or possibly a teenage daughter) ... when she wants something we inevitably bend before the juggernaut that is her will ...
we 29 May 2024	Suffolk Overheard: ... yes, any woman who works for him gets a business trip to Paris and a Parker pen ...
su 19 May 2024	Suffolk Overheard (in an estate agents): ... he said he knew I must be her sister because I was so nice ...
th 16 May 2024	Suffolk Overheard: She's very religious, she's made arrangements for the afterlife ... bought a fireproof purse.
sa 11 May 2024	Suffolk Overheard: Has anyone got the phone number of the Internet? I want to place an ad.
we 10 Apr 2024	Suffolk Overheard: ... he do like his football he do ...
th 15 Feb 2024	Suffolk Overheard: (in Aldeburgh, well it would be): Yes in June we always attend the clan gathering at Hilllfoot, my husband is the chieftain.
su 28 Jan 2024	Suffolk Overheard: He's totally mad, a complete cyclepath.
su 14 Jan 2024	Suffolk Overheard: Stick 'and surrounding villages' after it, that'll help.
sa 30 Dec 2023	Suffolk Overheard: Stick 'community' in front of it, that'll help.
we 13 Dec 2023	Suffolk Overheard: The doctor gave me painkillers but they didn't do no good, I must be too tough.
tu 28 Nov 2023	Suffolk Overheard: He's very adventurous, he's taking time out to travel ... Halesworth, Ipswich maybe even Norwich!
sa 11 Nov 2023	Suffolk Overheard: (On Ipswich station a man is kneeling to propose to his girlfriend) Ian, I'm wearing my trainers!
sa 14 Oct 2023	Suffolk Overheard: But surely vegetarians can eat Scotch eggs!
su 17 Sep 2023	Suffolk Overheard: Habitué? Isn't that what you get in the East African when you die?
th 7 Sep 2023	Suffolk Overheard: Listen, it's quite simple, the bar is open Fridays, Saturdays and on Wednesdays ... except when the pool team is playing away.

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